About Realistic Fart Sounds
What Makes These Realistic?
All sounds in this collection are genuine human flatulence recordings—no synthesizers, no sound design, no foley artists. Real people, real digestive systems, real results.
These are the sounds you actually hear in real life. Not cartoonish honks or over-produced effects—just authentic flatulence in all its natural variety. Wet ones, dry ones, rumbles, squeaks, and everything in between.
The Variety of Real Farts
Wet Farts
The ones that make you question life choices. Use at your own risk.
Dry Farts
Classic, clean exits. The gentleman's fart.
Rumbles
Low frequency vibrations that resonate through furniture.
Squeaks
High-pitched escapes that always sound accidental.
Best Uses for Realistic Fart Sounds
- Pranks — The more realistic, the more believable
- Film/Video — When you need authentic foley
- Gaming streams — Natural sound effects for reactions
- Comedy podcasts — Real sounds hit different
Prank Tip
For the most convincing pranks, play from a hidden phone at body-level volume. Match the timing to natural moments (sitting down, standing up, bending over).
Loud
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