π― Why You Need a Remote Control
The difference between a good prank and a legendary one? Distance. A remote lets you be across the roomβor in another room entirelyβwhen the fart sound goes off. No one suspects the person who's 30 feet away.
π Remote Range Comparison
Most remote fart machines work from 30-100 feet away. Here's what those distances mean in real-world terms:
Walls reduce range. A 100-foot rated remote might only work at 50 feet through drywall. Test before your prank!
π Best Remote Fart Machines
T.J. Wisemen Fart Machine No. 2
The industry standard. Most recommended by pranksters worldwide.
π‘ Prank Ideas with Remote Fart Machine
- Office MeetingHide under the conference table before the meeting. Trigger during the most serious part of the presentation. Maintain eye contact with the presenter.
- Dinner PartyUnder the dinner table or behind a centerpiece. Wait for a quiet moment, trigger, and immediately look at the dog with suspicion.
- ElevatorLeave the device in the corner of an elevator. Stand in the lobby and trigger as people enter. Watch through the glass.
- Car Road TripHide under the back seat. Your passenger will be blamed while you drive with a straight face.
- Wedding (High Risk)During the "speak now or forever hold your peace" moment. This either makes you a legend or gets you disowned. Choose wisely.
π§ Tips for Maximum Effect
- Test the Range FirstBefore the prank, walk around with the remote and verify it works from your planned position. Dead batteries or weak signal = ruined prank.
- Fresh BatteriesAlways use new batteries in both the device and remote. Weak batteries = reduced range and volume.
- Hide It WellThe sound should seem to come from a person, not a corner. Under cushions, in bags, or behind people work best.
- Timing Is EverythingWait for silence. The contrast between quiet and fart is what makes it funny. Don't trigger during loud moments.
- Keep a Straight FaceYou didn't hear anything. What fart sound? Why is everyone looking around?
The best pranksters trigger multiple times throughout an event. The first fart is funny. The third fart, when everyone's on edge, is legendary.