📋 How to Choose a Fart Machine
The best fart machine for you depends on your pranking style. Here's what to consider:
- Remote RangeThe most important feature. Longer range = better hiding spots and less suspicion. Look for 50+ feet minimum; 100 feet is ideal for serious pranking.
- Sound VarietyMore sounds = more versatility. 15-20 different fart effects lets you match the sound to the situation—quick squeaker vs. long rumbler.
- Size & ConcealmentA great fart machine is small enough to hide anywhere. Look for pocket-sized options that slip under cushions or into bags.
- Volume ControlAdjustable volume lets you match the environment. Living room loud isn't office appropriate.
🔧 Key Features Explained
RF vs IR Remote
RF (radio frequency) works through walls. IR (infrared) needs line of sight. Always choose RF.
Timer Function
Some machines can trigger after a delay. Set it and walk away for hands-free pranking.
Random Mode
Plays random sounds at random intervals. Maximum chaos, minimum effort.
Battery Life
Most run on AAA batteries. Expect 50+ pranks per set. Keep spares handy.
Pro Tip
Buy extra batteries with your fart machine. Nothing ruins a prank like a dead device at the critical moment.
Frequently Asked Questions
Are fart machines worth the money?
At $15-30, they're some of the best entertainment value around. One good prank creates memories (and YouTube content) worth far more than the price.
How loud are fart machines?
Most are audible across a room but not deafening. Think "realistic fart volume"—loud enough to be heard, not loud enough to hurt ears. Better models have volume control.
Can I use my phone as a fart machine?
Yes! That's literally what our free soundboard does. But a dedicated device with remote control offers better hiding options and surprise factor.
What's the best fart machine for office pranks?
T.J. Wisemen #2. The long range lets you trigger from your desk while the device is hidden elsewhere. Compact size fits under desk chairs or in desk drawers.